Hippie news bureau The Environment News Service has a story about how the official vehicles for this year's Democratic National Convention will be running on beer. Well, they are calling it "waste beer" which is burnt as ethanol would be. The Coors company is providing said waste beer to the democrats. Supposedly this waste beer is somehow different than the "shit beer" Coors normally produces... but I'm skeptical to say the least. However, in the spirit of Memorial Day weekend, I do plan on buying a case of Coors Light and pouring it into my gas tank to test this out. If, by some miracle of science, it works that means I can fill up my tank with boozes for something like $80 instead of $40 worth of gas.
The Democrats, finding environmentally friendly ways for you to go broke.