A couple of weeks ago Kurt Cobain's ashes were stolen. Courtney Love said that she had kept the ashes in a "pink teddy-bear-shaped bag" which was stolen along with several pieces of jewelry. I'm sure this was in no way drug related... I mean, who in their right mind uses an urn to store ashes anymore. Probably the best part of the article was this quote from Courtney Love, "They were all I had left of my husband. I used to take them everywhere with me..." You might be thinking, "Wait a minute, didn't they have a kid?" And you'd be right, her name is Frances, she is 15 now and apparently very easily forgettable. Did you really expect anything more from Courtney Love? Oh, and the whole, "I used to take the ashes everywhere with me" thing, that's not weird at all. Kurt Cobain should've been buried in a Pabst Blue Ribbon themed casket, then none of this would've happened...